A Select Discography of releases by
THE WOODROWS
Run, Woodrow, Run (RoosterCow) 1980
Shit or Get off the Pot (RoosterCow) 1980
Snake in the Grass (RoosterCow) 1980
Swim, Woodrow, Swim (RoosterCow) 1980
Toby's Got A Toothache (RoosterCow) 1980
Rock 'n' Roll Jism (RoosterCow) 1980
Beer Goggles (RoosterCow) 1980
What the Fuck Did I Do Last Night? (RoosterCow) 1980
Ganja Stomp (RoosterCow) 1980
Tar Eater (RoosterCow) 1980
The Woodrows I (RoosterCow) 1980
Woodrow Beach (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Beer, Brats & Broads (Live) (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Drunk (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Burn the Fucker Down (Live) (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Goin' East (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Acid Days (Woodrow Hill) 1981
All Hopped Up on Goofballs (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Prom Night (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Momma Didn't Raise No Fool (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Pumped (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Duality (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Naked (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Last Chance for the Last Chance (Live at the Last Chance) (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Punk's Not Dead (It Was Just in Rehab) (Woodrow Hill) 1981
Beer, Brats & Broads II (Woodrow Hill) 1982
Grab Ass: The Ballads (RoosterCow) 1982
Bread and Water (Really Rad) 1982
All F'd Up (Really Rad) 1982
Stoned to the Bone (Woodrow Hill) 1982
Drunk Tank (Woodrow Hill) 1982
Woodrowphenia (Woodrow Hill) 1982
The Woodrows Do Disney (Woodrow Hill) 1982
Just Say Yes (Woodrow Hill) 1982
In Trouble Again (Woodrow Hill) 1982
Woodrow Babies (Really Rad) 1983
Allegiance (Really Rad) 1983
All F'd Up & Naked (Really Rad) 1983
Scroggin' (Woodrow Hill) 1984
The Metal Years 1983-1983 (Metalli-Sized) 1983
Terry's Got a Boner (Woodrow Hill) 1984
Beer, Brats & Broads III (Woodrow Hill) 1984
Did the Crime, Fuck the Time (Woodrow Hill) 1984
Crime Doesn't Pay; PSA State of Wisconsin Correctional Facilities Recording Studios)
1984
Underage Drinking is Against the Law and You Will Be Prosecuted; PSA State of
Wisconsin Correctional Facilities Recording Studios) 1984
Just Say No to Drugs (Like We Should Have); PSA State of Wisconsin Correctional
Facilities Recording Studios) 1984
Drunk, Broke, Naked & Free (RoosterCow) 1984
Stick Fight (Woodrow Hill) 1984
Dead Drunk & Naked (Woodrow Hill) 1985
Sellin' Out Ain't Easy (Woodrow Hill) 1985
We're Not As Think As You Stoned We Are (RoosterCow) 1985
We Don't Have a Drinking Problem: We Drink, We Get Drunk, We Fall Down, No Problem
(RoosterCow) 1985
Cat in a Bag (Woodrow Hill) 1985
Jail Sucks (Woodrow Hill) 1985
The Woodrows, MotherScratcher Live (Really Rad) 1985
Death to Glam Rock Posers (Woodrow Hill) 1982
Heavy on the Funk (Furball) 1986
Dead on Funk (Furball) 1986
Ain't Funkin' Around (Furball) 1986
Funk it Up (Furball) 1986
Fuck Funk, Funk Sucks (Woodrow Hill) 1987
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol I (Woodrow Hill) 1987
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol II (Woodrow Hill) 1988
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol III (Woodrow Hill) 1988
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol IV (Woodrow Hill) 1989
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol V (Woodrow Hill) 1990
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol VI (Woodrow Hill) 1990
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol VII (Woodrow Hill) 1991
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol VIII (Woodrow Hill) 1991
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol IX (Woodrow Hill) 1992
The Woodrows Greatest Hits Vol X (Woodrow Hill) 1992
Raised on Ritilin (RoosterCow) 1987
Get Us Out of Jail Free (RoosterCow) 1987
We Need Money (RoosterCow) 1987
Probation Schmobation (Woodrow Hill) 1987
We've Come for Your Pets (Woodrow Hill) 1987
Rok All Night (Metalli-Sized) 1987
We've Fallen . . . And We Can't Get Up (Woodrow Hill) 1987
Christ is Lord (Woodrow Hill) 1988
Church of the Woodrows (Woodrow Hill) 1989
Devil Music and Cheap Gin (Woodrow Hill) 1989
Beer is a Buck but the Acid is Free (Live) (Woodrow Hill) 1989
You Can Touch This (Woodrow Hill) 1990
Let's Do Lunch (Woodrow Hill) 1990
Blow Us (Woodrow Hill) 1990
Alternative Muzak (Woodrow Hill) 1990
Grunge's Been Good to Us (Sub Pop) 1990
10 Year Bender (Ain't Gonna Stop) (Woodrow Hill) 1990
Seven Inches of Love 7" EP (Woodrow Hill) 1991
Color Me Horny (Really Rad) 1991
Road Drinkin' (Woodrow Hill) 1992
Grin and Bear it (Woodrow Hill) 1993
"Everythings All Right" b/w "Rock Tonight" 7" (Woodrow
Hill) 1992
Jail Ain't Shit (Woodrow Hill) 1993
Ska Ska Ska! (Ska Records) 1993
Skatin' Skank & Ska (Ska Records) 1993
Rude Dude (Ska Records) 1993
Ska is our Business . . . And Business is Good (Ska Records) 1993
The Almighty Ska (Ska Records) 1993
Fuck Ska, Ska Sucks (Woodrow Hill) 1993
You Might Think We're Sexy but All We Want is You (Woodrow Hill) 1993
Meatloaf on the Brain (Woodrow Hill) 1994
You Got My Pants, Man? (Woodrow Hill) 1994
Drunk if We Do, Drunk if We Don't (Woodrow Hill) 1994
Misdemeanor THIS (Really Rad) 1994
Cops Suck (RoosterCow) 1994
Hangover Helpers (RoosterCow) 1994
"I Voted for Clinton" b/w "Fuck the G.O.P." split 7"
w/MotherScratcher (Woodrow Hill) 1994
Lights Out (Live '95) (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Fried Bologna Box Set (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Drunk as Shit Box Set (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Super Atomic Pelvic Thrusters (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Ganja Stomp Box Set (Woodrow Hill) 1995
This One's for G.G. (Woodrow Hill) 1995
Grunge's Not Dead (It Was Just in Rehab) (Woodrow Hill) 1995
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. I (Woodrow Hill) 1990
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. II (Woodrow Hill) 1990
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. III (Woodrow Hill) 1991
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIII (Woodrow Hill) 1991
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1992
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1992
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1993
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1993
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1994
The Woodrows Anthology Vol. IIIIIIIIII (Woodrow Hill) 1994
Leave it to Marvy to Eat a Beaver (Woodrow Hill) 1996
Ripped (RoosterCow) 1996
Courtesy Patrol (Woodrow Hill) 1997
In the Bag (Woodrow Hill) 1997
Sweet, Sweet Redneck Hillbilly Music (OFF-White) 1997
Woodrows 2,000 (Woodrow Hill) 1997
Road Loadin' 1 (Woodrow Hill) 1997
Road Loadin' 2 (Woodrow Hill) 1997
Momma Weren't No Whore (Woodrow Hill) 1998
Woodrow Dance Party Fever Vol. 1 (Remixes) (Globule) 1998
Count Down to the Apocalypse (Everybody Dance) (Globule) 1998
Do the Woodrow (Globule) 1998
Tonight We're Going to Party Like It's... (Woodrow Hill) 1999
New World Apocalypse (Woodrow Hill) 1999
Christ Will Rise Again (Woodrow Hill) 1999
"Cash Money" single featuring Cam'Ron (Cash Money Records) 1999
"$$$" single featuring Nelly (Cash Money Records) 1999
"Bong Song" single featuring Sisqo (Cash Money Records) 1999
21st Century Woodrow Man (Woodrow Hill) 2000
This Century is Pretty Boring So Far (Woodrow Hill) 2000
Fuck Bush Gore Won (Woodrow Hill) 2000
2001 A Woodrow Space Oddity (Woodrow Hill) 2001
Bush Sucks! (Woodrow Hill) 2001
There's Nothing that Could Happen That Would Make us Support Bush (Woodrow Hill) 2001
Let's All Support Our President PSA (Woodrow Hill) 2001
"Boot Up Your Ass" single with Toby Keith (Red, White & Blüe) 2001
Don't Be a Faggit, Flag It! (Red, White & Blüe) 2002
"Your Body is a Wonderland for Me to Poop On" single w/John Mayer and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Woodrow Hill) 2002
Iraq 'n' Roll (Woodrow Hill) 2003
We're Comin' After You, Saddam! (Woodrow Hill) 2003
Stop the War! (Woodrow Hill) 2004
The War is Wrong and It Needs to End NOW! (Woodrow Hill) 2004
Gimme a Piece (of Peace) (Woodrow Hill) 2004
Obama For President (Woodrow Hill) 2008
Obama is Destroying this Country (Woodrow Hill) 2009
Brother, Can You Spare a Dimebag? (Woodrow Hill) 2010
Tea Bag Me (Woodrow Hill) 2010
Taxatin' without Representin' (Woodrow Hill) 2010
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The Woodrows Pt. II
WOODROW TRIVIA
Test Your Knowledge of Woodrow Trivia with
Woodrow Trivia
1) In 1986, after the first of many near fatal
drug overdoses, Toby decides to join the "straight-edge" movement.
How long did he abstain from drugs and booze? BONUS: Which Woodrows record reflects
Toby's short-lived, straight-edge philosophy?
2) How many times has Erin quit the band?
3) In 1987, Marvy was arrested in Chicago following
an altercation with which well-known rock star? BONUS: How many times has Marvy
been arrested?
4) On what Woodrow album cover has the quartet
posing nude? BONUS: Which member is the most well-endowed?
5) In 1988, Toby was shot outside a gig at a roadhouse
in rural Wisconsin. Who was the would-be assassin?
6) Which Woodrow is a vegetarian?
7) Which band member released a solo record? What
was the title of the album? BONUS: Why was he arrested soon after the album
was released?
8) Which Woodrow ran for political office in the
late '80s? BONUS: On what platform did he run?
9) Who is the only unmarried member of the Woodrows?
BONUS: Who has sired the most offspring?
Answers:
1) Toby's short lived abstinence from drugs and
alcohol lasted approximately four hours. Friends close to the band say that
Toby never officially sobered up in the interim but no one could remember seeing
him physically drinking or doing drugs. The album that reflects his waning S.E.
philosophy was I'm Just Straight-Edge—Except for the Pills, I Need the
Pills, They're Prescription.
2) Erin has quite the band forty-three times in
twelve years. He quits annually on April 15th. The longest he has remained out
of the band is one hour—fifteen minutes of which the classic Woodrow album Fuck Erin was recorded.
3) In October of '87, Marvy was arrested at O'Hare
International Airport in Chicago for allegedly throwing a scone at recording
artist Bono, striking the singer in the back of the head and causing hin discomfort
for the duration of the flight. Marvy has been arrested twenty-seven times.
4) The Woodrows appear naked on the covers of "Naked", "Drunk & Naked", "Dead Drunk & Naked",
"Dead Drunk, Naked & Broke", "In the Drunk Tank Dead Drunk,
Naked & Broke", "Broke & Free, Dead Drunk Naked and Broke".
5) A disgruntled member from the rival rock band,
Bastard's Holiday, Billy Bastard, stalked the Woodrows on a thirty show, three
day Midwestern mini-tour. Claiming that the Woodrows ripped off his band's music
and lyrics as well as the band's image of being "booze guzzling, drug gobbling
heathens, indiscriminate in their choice of bedmates." Billy Bastard pumped
fifteen rounds into Toby's right buttock with a BB gun, which he had purchased
at a local Farm & Fleet only hours before the incident.
6) All of the Woodrows are vegetarians.
7) Marvy was the only band member to release a
solo record. The album was titleded Reflections and was a musical
autobiographical account of Marvy's life up to that point.
8) Ricky ran for mayor of Antigo, Wisconsin in
the 1990 election running on the Chemically Dependent & Physically Abusive
Freak Ticket. His stance on drugs and crime so frightened the population of
Antigo, that five times the number of registered voters cast their ballots against
him.
9) This one is kind of a trick question. Marvy
is the correct answer for the first part as well as the bonus question. He is
unmarried and has twelve known legal responsibilities nationwide.
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Antigo Gazzette, December 20, 1987
LOCAL MUSICIAN SHOT
ANTIGO—There was a shocking moment for the local rock scene Friday as a result of a near fatal assassination attempt on the life of "punk" musician, Toby Woodrow, of the local "punk rock" group, The Woodrows. Rival musician, Billy Bastard (aka Charles Rappaport III) of the rock band, Bastard's Holiday, shot drummer Toby Woodrow outside the Cheese Shed, a roadhouse just outside of Antigo.
Bastard, disgruntled over the lack of success achieved by his own "rock outfit" and jealous of the attnetion the The Woodrows "rock unit" had been receiving, stalked the band on their 30 show, 3 day mini tour finally confronting the band outside the Cheese Shed after their "gig" there that evening. According to witnesses as the scene, Bastard called out to the band, "Hey Woodrow! seconds before the shooting occured. Ironically, "Hey Woodrow: is the title of an earlier Woodrow recording. It is reported that Bastard then pumped 15 rounds into Toby's left buttock with a high powered, pump action BB air rifle, purchased at a nearby Farm and Fleet just hours before the incident took place.
Woodrow was heard to comment, "Oh my ass" before passing out into the arms of his older brother, Ricky Woodrow. The younger Woodrow was then rushed to St. Luke's Hospital in a Chevy Chevette owned by one of the band's "groupies". At St. Luke's, Woodrow was treated for the wounds to his glutus maximus and released following morning.
Bastard remains at large and a source at the local police station reported to the Gazette that the police considered "going out and looking for him."
ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE & BINGO
MERRILL—Police were summoned to the Knights of Columbus Banquet Hall Thursday when the weekly Bingo Night got out of hand. A heated verbal dispute over who called "bingo" first soon escalated into violence when 70 year old, Esther Buntz, threw a cup of scalding hot cider in the face of 58 year old, Jackie "Pepper" Ronson. An enraged Ronson then shred Buntz's bingo cards and proceeded to stuff them, one by one, into Buntz's mouth. Father Donnelley quickly rushed to intervene in the melee before retaliation from rival bingo factions could ensue.
